Today, I came across something interesting.

Event : An insect falls into a mug of beer...

Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Japanese: Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free

Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT!!...

Pakistani: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer -Relates the issue to Kashmir -Asks the Chinese for Military aid -Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

Source: I love my country


Italiano: Cerca di scambiare la birra con un tedesco facendogli credere che sia aromatizzata con una speciale tecnica.

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