ReBitting

1. /// <summary>
    /// Class used to work around Richard being a fucking idiot
    /// </summary>
    /// <remarks>
    /// The point of this is to work around his poor design so that paging will
    /// work on a mobile control. The main problem is the BindCompany() method,
    /// which he hoped would be able to do everything. I hope he dies.
    /// </remarks>

2.
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

3.// Magic. Do not touch.

4. return 1; # returns 1

5. /* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */

6./*
   * You may think you know what the following code does.
   * But you dont. Trust me.
   * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
   * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
   * enough to "optimize" the code below.
   * Now close this file and go play with something else.
   */
7.//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
   //Now, God only knows